Bransholme is a large housing estate in Hull (you find Sutton Road and, well, keep going). It should be pointed out that those who live ‘on this side of town’ rarely meet Bransholme Girls so she remains something of a mythical creature.



Questions and Answers About

Bransholme Girls



Q. What does a Bransholme Girl put behind her ears to make herself attractive to men?
A. Her feet.

Q. What’s the difference between a Bransholme Girl and a supermarket trolley?
A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q. What does a Bransholme Girl say after sex?
A. Do you all play for the same team?

Q. How do you know when a Bransholme Girl has an orgasm?
A. She drops her chips.

Q. What’s the difference between a Bransholme Girl and a Kit Kat?
A. You only get four fingers in a Kit Kat.

Q. What’s the difference between a Bransholme Girl and an ironing board?
A. You have trouble opening the legs of an ironing board.

Q. What does a Bransholme Girl and a computer have in common?
A. You don’t appreciate them until they go down on you.

Q. What’s the difference between a Bransholme Girl and a walrus?
A. One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other lives in the sea.

Q. If Bransholme Girl has a job, why does she only have a short dinner break?
A. To avoid re-training.

Q. What’s the difference between a Bransholme Girl and a cream egg?
A. It only costs 24p to lick out a cream egg.

Q. How many Bransholme Girl’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. They only screw in cars.

Q. What does a Bransholme Girl do with her arsehole before sex?
A. She takes him down the pub and gets him pissed.

Q. How does a Bransholme Girl turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.

Q. What’s a Bransholme Girl’s idea of safe sex?
A. Keep the handbrake on.

Q. What’s the difference between a Bransholme Girl and the ship the Wilhelm Gustloff ?
A. Only 6,000 souls went down on the Wilhelm Gustloff.

Q. What does a Bransholme Girl use for protection when having sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What’s the difference between a Bransholme Girl and a computer?
A. A computer only needs the information punching in once.

Q. What’s the difference between a Bransholme Girl and a 747?
A. There’s only one cockpit in a 747.




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